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Soft, playful, and quietly quirky — this hand towel brings a wink of whimsy to everyday routines. Printed with a repeating pastel illustration of a retro bidet/toilet motif, the lightweight fabric feels gentle on skin while still absorbing spills and drying quickly. It lays flat and bright on bathroom counters, guest powder rooms, or clipped to a kitchen rail, adding a humorous, modern touch without shouting. The single-sided print keeps the design crisp and vivid, so the row of mint-blue and blush motifs reads like a small, confident pattern rather than a loud statement. Use it to freshen up a compact bathroom, tuck into a starter apartment, or keep on hand for guests who appreciate a little eccentric charm.
Product features
- Soft, lightweight feel that’s gentle on hands
- Vibrant, high-definition single-sided print
- Quick-drying, absorbent 52% polyester / 48% cotton blend
- One size: 16" × 28" (40.6 cm × 71.1 cm)
- Durable fabric that keeps shape and color after use
Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
I Don't Need Your Shit Pattern Hand Towel
$24.99